Carpe, carpe diem. Seize the day, boys, make your lives extraordinary.
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
(an “elephant in the room” is a subject that everyone is aware of but nobody wants to talk about)
when you two strokes away from nutting and she say keep going
If you were my homework I’d do you.